allonsyforever:

(xxx)

channeleon:

to install iOS8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps, photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

  • Marco: *gets injured*
  • Mario: OMG MARCO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!??!
  • Thomas: OMG MARCO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!??!
  • Germany: OMG MARCO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!??!
  • The whole word: OMG MARCO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!??!
  • Cristoph: *rock paper scissors*
  • elreus:

rule number one:
football fandom, if you see this on your dash, reblog.
    kyapii:

dieperfektion:

hey-key:

are you sure they’re not a hip-hop group

😂😂😂

Die Mannschaft returns with their hit songs
We Are The Champions 
I Swear We’re Actually Married ft. Mario Gotze and Marco Reus
I Don’t Want To Stay In The Box ft. Manuel Neuer
Manu Stay In The Box
Bye Bye Bye ft. Philipp Lahm, Per Mertesacker, and Miroslav Klose
Nutella Love ft. Manuel Neuer
Hit Me With Your Best Shot ft. Bastian Schweinsteiger
I’ve Fallen (Again) And I Can’t Get Up (Again) ft. Thomas Muller
Wait What Happened???  ft. Christoph Kramer
Plus a bonus polka remixes
COMING OUT IN iTUNES AND MUSIC STORES NEAR YOU
    

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.